Yesterday I was mowing the lawn, and feeling a bit horney. It occurred to me that I might be able to get off using the vibrating handle of the lawnmower. 
(This had been suggested to me by a woman on an email list). Still, even though the back yard has recently been fenced in, and there is total privacy, I was reluctant to use a lawnmower to pleasure myself -- since I'd once injured a big toe with a lawnmower when I was a kid. I began to change my mind, however, when Ariadne, my masturbation partner came outside and began sunning herself topless on the patio. Ariadne, who is bi, calls herself the Masturbation Queen. At this point in our relationship, we never have straight sex, but we often masturbate together as often as five or six times a day (or night). She was wearing just a little-bitty crocheted thong bikini. She knows that -- for some odd reason -- a crocheted thong turns me on much more than a bare pussy. So she was teasing me, for sure. And the sight of that, not to mention her ample breasts and tight buttocks glistening with suntan lotion was sure starting to get a rise out of me down below. Even after she had covered every inch of her luscious self, she kept rubbing the lotion over her body. She concentrated on her breasts, massaging them erotically with both hands and gently fondling her big hard nipples as if they were precious jewels. Then she let her right hand slide with a slithering snake-like motion over her lotioned skin down to her belly. It lingered lovingly for a moment on her tummy, as a finger crept into her belly button (a deep inny) then darted in and out suggestively. While she continued to fondle her breasts with the left hand, she slid the right one further down, into the inside of the croched bikini bottom. Even with the sound of the lawnmower, I could imagine the SLISHHHH! of her lubricated finger slipping into her already wet pussy. She had positioned herself with her knees in the air and her crotch aimed directly toward me. What a sight! Needless to say, I stopped at the point where I could get the best view, which was just a few feet away from the raised patio. As I stood there watching her pleasuring herself, I re-considered the lawnmower handle -- for about a tenth of a second! Then it was instantly right on my bulging crotch, vibrating away on my throbbing, rock-hard cock through the denim of my jeans. Ariadne brought her other hand down to pull aside the bikini bottom, so that I could get a clear view of her open pussy and her expert finger darting in and out of it's delicious wetness. She alternated her finger-fucking with special attending to her clit, which she alternately squeezed and stroked as I watched, spellbound and horney as hell. Then, with a sudden jerk, she ripped off the bikini bottom, and immediately stuck three lotion-covered fingers of her left hand into her hot hole. As she fucked herself furiously with those fingers, she continued to stroke her throbbing clit rhythmically, and began to let out moans so loud that I could hear them over the sound of the lawnmower! My dick was about to bust out of my pants at this point, and I had to set it free! I unzipped my pants and pulled it out, then gripped it firmly and began to pound away. I still had my hands on the throttle of the lawnmower, but I wasn't thinking about cutting grass anymore at that point. My eyes were still riveted to Ariadne's fervently stroking and finger- fucking her exquisite red-haired pussy. I started to put my dick up against the lawnmower handle -- but, just in time, I realized that it was hot as hell from the sun -- so I just kept slamming away with my hand. At this point, Ariadne grabbed the elongated suntan lotion bottle and thrust it way down into her hot, wet little pussy hole. This brought out a groan from deep inside her that was almost a shout of pure joy! Then, for the first time since this had started, we made eye contact. She saw me just pounding away for all I was worth, and it turned her on even more. She smiled her biggest, lustiest smile, and licked her lips with her pierced tongue. She could see that I was totally fixated on the little show she was putting on for me. Then, her eyes fell on the handle of the lawnmower -- and all that vibrating power just going to waste. I knew what she was thinking, but shouted a warning to her, "NO!! TOO HOT!!!" Resourceful soul that she is, Ariadne motioned for me to turn the handle around so that it was hanging over the edge of the raised patio. Then she immediately grabbed the pitcher of icewater that was at her side, and doused a big section of the handle until it was cool to the touch. Then she took the suntan lotion bottle out of her sweet little snatch, squirted big gobbs of lotion along the upper length of the handle and rubbed it on real good -- all without missing a stroke with her clit-rubbing finger. Talk about TALENT!! Taking my cue, I sat on the edge of the patio, placing the head of my dick against the wildly vibrating handle, and found to my delight that I could also stroke it while I held it there. Ariadne wasted no time in sliding down so that her wet pussy lips could surround the rounded contours of the handle on her side, and her moans and groans accelerated as soon as she felt the vibration against her glistening labial lips and sweet, wet clitoris. In only a moment, she was beginning to cum, and she began to shake all over as the sexual energy coursed through her. I was on the verge of cumming myself, feeling it building inside of me, rumbling through my entire body like a volcano about to erupt. Then Ariadne reached out with one hand to hold my cock against the handle for me, and I grabbed hold of the suntan lotion bottle. I squired more lotion over my dick and her pussy -- and then she immediately grabbed hold of my hand and directed the bottle toward her hole, It was wide open and willing, and both of us stuck the bottle in until it almost disappeared. Only the oval bottom of the sleek plastic bottle was sticking out of her pussy and she jammed that as hard as she could against the lawnmower handle. 
Squeezing my cock hard as she held it against the handle with one hand, Ariadne grabbed the handle with the other and held it tighter against the bottle stuck up inside her pussy, and began to tremble and quake with the throes of her orgazm. At that moment the pressure that had been building up in my swollen balls began to let loose as my throbbing cock splooshed out a great white spout of jizz!! Ariadne was exploding with her third orgasm by this time, and both of us were moaning and laughing and howling like crazy! I began jerking about in pure delight, as my spurting cock shot out all over her trembling tummy and bouncing breasts -- and it just kept coming in great arcs through the air, even landing on the hot chassis of the lawnmower engine, where it sizzled away. Finally, my last shot was spent and Ariadne's spasms of ecstasy subsided into a satisfied calmness. We both let go of the lawnmower handle at the same time -- not realizing that in our sexual frenzy, we'd been gripping and holding down not only the lever that keeps it running but also the one that propels it forward. It lurched out onto the lawn for a few feet, mowing down most of a little patch of clover that I had missed earlier -- and then topped abruptly and sputtered a few times before settling down and shutting off. Ariadne and I laughed until we could hardly get our breath, and then held each other close for a long time -- not even giving a shit that we were hot, sweaty, sticky, and probably STINKY as hell by this point. MMMM that was sooooo GOOD! See why she says she is the Masturbation Queen? And see why I really don't care if we EVER actually fuck or not? 
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